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creative Christmas gifts, with a bit of humor thrown in?

Hey all,

I need a creative Christmas gift for my parents, and they have to be wittily hilarious.

For example, my dad used to always joke about wanting an "invisible suit" so he could walk around and not be seen. So, a few years back, my brother and I took a huge box and put a hanger in it. Volia! He had an invisible suit.

Any suggestions? keep em clean.

Grazi & Merry Christmas!

Put a jeanie bottle in it and tell him he has 3 wishes. Maybe make a list of things that he can choose from for his wishes.


The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Parenting The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Parenting
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Forget quicksand and shark attacks, child-rearing is the truly terrifying activity. A screaming baby on an airplane, no diapers (!), monsters hiding in the closet, a long family car trip, the first date - these are the high-risk adventures you need to survive...

The 40-Year-Old Version: Humoirs of a Divorced Dad The 40-Year-Old Version: Humoirs of a Divorced Dad
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In a very funny and endearing collection of personal essays, award-winning and nationally-published writer Joel Schwartzberg shares stories of his ever-evolving, self-defining dadhood following divorce.

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Peanut Butter, Playdates & Prozac: Tales from a Modern Mom Peanut Butter, Playdates & Prozac: Tales from a Modern Mom
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A collection of humorous essays, parodies, anecdotes and even a sing-along about life as a 21st Century mom. From reality television and iPods to Lunchables, over-the-top Halloween celebrations and Starbucks addictions, Peanut Butter, Playdates & Prozac is a hysterical look at the lifestyle choices so many moms today have embraced.

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Kids Who Laugh : How to Develop Your Child's Sense of Humor Kids Who Laugh : How to Develop Your Child's Sense of Humor
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The World's Best Parenting Cartoons: Survival Humor for Parents of Pre-K's to Pre-Teens! (School Cartoon Series) The World's Best Parenting Cartoons: Survival Humor for Parents of Pre-K's to Pre-Teens! (School Cartoon Series)
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Successful parenting and a sense of humor are inseparable. The only alternative is to go crazy. Absolutely crazy! Parenting is only for the strong. Parenting is not for wimps and whiners. These 61 cartoons are each paired with one of our "Parenting Desk Signs" to add to the fun...

Annoying Realities of Everyday Life Annoying Realities of Everyday Life
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Have you noticed a particular epidemic in society today? This epidemic is called stupidity and everywhere you look, it's right there in front of you. In her new book, Annoying Realities of Everyday Life, Stacey Lyn divides society into two groups: the annoyed and the annoying...

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What's it like to go from sitting two rows behind George W. Bush in church to explaining ass-less chaps to a two-year-old while wandering through the Castro neighborhood of San Francisco? Robin Dutton-Cookston grew up in a Texas town where the only chaps were found at the annual rodeo, yet she found herself peeing on the pregnancy stick while still unpacking the boxes in her hipster San Francisco apartment...

Parenting ComParables Parenting ComParables
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Why does God want us to call Him Father? What does it mean to have a personal relationship with Him? We speak of these things so frequently and casually, but have our minds really been renewed to walk by faith in the reality of them? Parenting ComParables is a collection of parables which compare our parenting with the parenting of our Heavenly Father...

Mayo Clinic Guide to a Healthy Pregnancy Mayo Clinic Guide to a Healthy Pregnancy
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This new Mayo Clinic book on pregnancy provides you with practical information and reassurance on pregnancy and childbirth. Compiled by Mayo Clinic experts in obstetrics, it offers a clear, thorough and reliable reference for this exciting and sometimes unpredictable journey...

What to Expect When You're Expecting: 4th Edition What to Expect When You're Expecting: 4th Edition
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Announcing a brand new, cover-to-cover revision of America's pregnancy bible. What to Expect When You're Expecting is a perennial New York Times bestseller and one of USA Today's 25 most influential books of the past 25 years...

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The Pregnancy Countdown Book: Nine Months of Practical Tips, Useful Advice, and Uncensored Truths The Pregnancy Countdown Book: Nine Months of Practical Tips, Useful Advice, and Uncensored Truths
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The average pregnancy lasts 280 days and the suspense can be excruciating! The Pregnancy Countdown Book starts on Day 280 and counts down the biggest milestones every step of the way with one page of helpful information for each day of your pregnancy...

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Our Early-Detection Pregnancy Test Strips are FDA-Approved, over 99% accurate, and are capable of detecting human chorionic gonadotropin or hCG (a hormone present in women's urine during pregnancy) at levels of just 20 mIU/ml...

Belly Laughs: The Naked Truth about Pregnancy and Childbirth Belly Laughs: The Naked Truth about Pregnancy and Childbirth
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The acclaimed national bestseller-a no-holds-barred account of what you can really expect when you're expecting Oh, the joys of pregnancy! There's the gassiness, constipation, queasiness, and exhaustion, the forgetfulness, crankiness, and the constant worry...

Eating for Pregnancy: The Essential Nutrition Guide and Cookbook for Today's Mothers-to-Be Eating for Pregnancy: The Essential Nutrition Guide and Cookbook for Today's Mothers-to-Be
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Winner of Mom’s Choice Award in Pregnancy/Childbirth Category Every pregnant woman understands that what she eats and drinks affects the baby developing within her. Yet as a mother-to-be, you’re likely juggling so much that you simply don’t have the time—or energy!—to ensure that you’re always eating right...

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40 Weeks +: The Essential Pregnancy Organizer (The Essential Organizers) 40 Weeks +: The Essential Pregnancy Organizer (The Essential Organizers)
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Finally! A well designed, well researched, easy-to-use organizer for every stage of pregnancy. Forget ducks and bunny rabbits--this clean, sophisticated organizer is designed for modern parents-to-be.An essential addition to your pregnancy library, this handy tool simplifies the process of preparing for a baby...

The Girlfriends' Guide to Pregnancy The Girlfriends' Guide to Pregnancy
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Beginning with the "10 Greatest Lies About Pregnancy" (number 10: Lamaze works), and ending with postpartum dementia, Vicki Iovine's Girlfriends' Guide to Pregnancy has fast become the laywoman's mouthpiece for the American pregnancy experience...

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January 9th, 2010 at 12:47 pm