parenting jokes

What are some good practical jokes that I can play on my brother?
Okay, my brother is really mean (calls me names like bimbo, airhead, ect.) and I want to get back at him by playing some practical jokes. They don't even have to be jokes, just something that I can do (he doesn't even have to notice it) that will make me feel better. But, they have to be something where he won't know its me (optional) and my parents won't know it's me ( a must). Thanks!
1. Put some whipped cream in his hand. Tickle his nose.
2. Switch his underwear with his socks. It'll annoy him.
3. Place a fartbomb in his room. Your parents will think it's him. Yuck!
4. Put a plastic spider or something akin to that in his breakfast.
Happy pranking!
Jimmy
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